somebody I fucked just told me my pussy is amazing and I just got emotional like I was accepting an award at the oscars
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Nope you didn’t just get laid but I did
this just makes me want to flip a table it’s so perfect
it took me 20 seconds to realise this was not a fucking photo.
I fucking know *flips table*
ITS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY
I was literally like what the fuck are you guys talking about and I stared at it for like a half a minute before realizing. DAMN.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
My love for tumblr grows stronger everyday.