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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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whop-theres-kathy:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

New business idea: ice cream truck that plays this.

I keep forgetting to make this my ringtone.

I literally can not stop laughing

3 days ago
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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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3 days ago
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lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

(Source: mymodernmet.com)

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spicewitch:

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stayuglystayangry:

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bipolarfeminist:

owcor
…. my name is kacie

morgeazd
so fucking close i love me im so proud 

zh`nnon 
truly amazing

Txipporah

lanwlabwlabe

morgabWOAh

kfggk
ktyyo
kerri
BOOM

mabst
mandu
mandy
HELL YEAH

Sfybe
….
Nadine

BstteyyBaffettBattery
My name is Barrett. Battery was cool though lol

6e6o95
LOL
Well, sorry mom. Taylor was a beautiful name.

t-rexan:

freshest-tittymilk:

spicewitch:

subtlegaysubtext:

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

saintthecla:

lesbianwarfare:

nitoriaiichirou:

bipolarfeminist:

owcor

…. my name is kacie

morgeazd

so fucking close i love me im so proud 

zh`nnon 

truly amazing

Txipporah

lanw
labw
labe

morgab
WOAh

kfggk

ktyyo

kerri

BOOM

mabst

mandu

mandy

HELL YEAH

Sfybe

….

Nadine

Bstteyy
Baffett
Battery

My name is Barrett. Battery was cool though lol

6e6o95

LOL

Well, sorry mom. Taylor was a beautiful name.

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mgann-morzz:

McDonald’s worker arrested after telling company president she can’t afford shoes.

"A woman who has been employed by the McDonald’s Corporation for over 10 years says she was arrested last week after she confronted the company president at a meeting and told him she couldn’t afford to buy shoes or food for her children.

Nancy Salgado, 26, told The Real News that she felt like she had to speak out during McDonald’s USA President Jeff Stratton’s speech at the Union League Club of Chicago on Friday for the sake of her children.

“It’s really hard for me to feed my two kids and struggle day to day,” she shouted as Stratton was speaking. “Do you think this is fair, that I have to be making $8.25 when I’ve worked for McDonald’s for ten years?”

“I’ve been there for forty years,” Stratton replied from the podium.

“The thing is that I need a raise. But you’re not helping your employees. How is this possible?” Salgado asked.

At that point, someone approached Salgado and informed her that she was going to be arrested.

She later recalled the encounter to The Real News’ Jessica Desvarieux.

“The strength was very powerful, like, just remembering the face of my kids, like I say, you know, just simple things like I can’t provide a pair of shoes like everybody else does, sometimes every month, or anything like that,” she said. “And he needs to know we are what all the employees at McDonald’s are going through. We’re struggling day to day to provide our needs in our houses, things for our kids. And it’s just–it gets harder and harder with just the poverty wage they have us living in.”

“They just told me, you know, well, you’re being under arrest because you just interrupted, you trespassed the property. You’re just going to go to jail,” Salgado added. “And what I remember just telling them, ‘well, like, so, because I have to speak out my mind and I had to tell the president the poverty wage I’m living in, that’s just against the law?’ You know, just be able to speak up your mind and say, you know what, I can’t survive with $8.25? It’s just — it’s ridiculous that I’m going to get arrested. You know.”

Salgado, who is still working at McDonald’s, said she had her hours cut following the arrest and feared further retaliation.

“The CEOs make millions and billions a year and why can’t they provide enough for their employees?” she wondered.”

I think that this is beyond awful for many reasons. People can’t afford to live off of the wages that they are given currently, and can’t even speak out against it. I know tumblr is great for spreading important news like this, so please help me get the word out to support this woman.

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2 days ago
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h0odrich:

THIS IS SO ELEGANT, GO OFF WITH GRACEINGTON

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3 days ago
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whop-theres-kathy:

Literally every time I text Becca or Deserea. Or dalton. Or Taryn. Or Taylor. Or any of my friends.
I’m shocked we haven’t all been to jail together. Some of us have been separately (dark times y’all), but never together. I’m truly shocked.

hahaha jail #awwmemories

whop-theres-kathy:

Literally every time I text Becca or Deserea. Or dalton. Or Taryn. Or Taylor. Or any of my friends.

I’m shocked we haven’t all been to jail together. Some of us have been separately (dark times y’all), but never together. I’m truly shocked.

hahaha jail #awwmemories

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